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First gay marriage now this?
IT IS WRONG IN THE EYES OF GOD
(fuck this is sounding like tumblrcore)
reblog if this is what your history looks like everyday!
i’m in /v/ietnam and the neckbeards talk of their waifus
So, if you’ve been alive during the past week or two, you may know about my new smash hit album, I CREATED PISSCORE by PISS SPEARS.
^ That’s what it looks like!
Now, this album has gotten a fair amount of attention, enough to where it’s topping the breakcore chart! It’s also almost at the top of the dubstep chart, but…
Here at Piss Incorporated, we don’t settle for just 12th place, especially to plebians like Monstercat. Monstercat… more like MonsterCOCK!!!!
So, you may be asking, what exactly am I intending to propose here? Well, it’s pretty modest, and doesn’t involve cannibalism.
I want I CREATED PISSCORE to top the dubstep tag on Bandcamp, and only you can help with that. Yes, you. The one looking at these words. I see you. I feel you. With my heart.
But, you may be asking (again, you inquisitive assfucker), what’s in it for me???? Well, first off, Pisscore will take over the world, which is pretty good incentive for anyone in the first place. BUT WHAT ELSE??
If I end up reaching the No. 1 spot, I will pick five of the people who liked or reblogged this post and make 5 limited edition HANDMADE PHYSICAL COPIES OF I CREATED PISSCORE FOR THEM!!!!! OH MY GOD. YOU GET TO HOLD IT IN YOUR HANDS AND EVERYTHING.
Also I may see about mailing a copy to Skrillex. I don’t know if that’s possible, but if the album reaches the top of the dubstep chart on Bandcamp you best know I’m going to try my hardest to get him one.
SO REBLOG THIS POST, SHARE THIS LINK, AND MAKE SURE EVERYONE LISTENS TO THIS ALBUM. EVERYONE, EVEN YOUR GRANDPARENTS. THEY MIGHT LIKE IT, WHO KNOWS.
FOR THE GOOD OF PISSCORE EVERYWHERE, AND WITH MY BEST WISHES, I SIGN OFF.
rePPIN THIS SHIT
By Kamia the Wolf on Flickr